Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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