How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i think i have herpe
just one?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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