You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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