YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Randomize
