if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
You ruined the universe
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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