she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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