Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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