we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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