And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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