North Korea, Best Korea!
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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