used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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