3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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