I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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