its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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