Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
