JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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