I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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