you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
you mean i was at the winter classic?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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