normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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