Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I hate all girls vehemently.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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