That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Im just a social blackout drinker.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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