I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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