just come out here and I will go home with you...
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I haven't been this sober since birth.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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