It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
