that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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