Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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