So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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