Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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