their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
