we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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