So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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