every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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