He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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