So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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