I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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