Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Randomize
