Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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