i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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