ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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