We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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