So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
