sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm like, not good at living.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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