i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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