if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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