That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm determined to sit on that face.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Randomize
