just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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