kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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