this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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