How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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