didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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