Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
we should paint friendship bongs
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