We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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